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The Matt & Melissa Show Podcast 1

The Matt & Melissa Show

The Future of Nothing.

June 28th 2010

Episode 1

The Glue Huffing Episode

  • How to take a flattering licence photo. Drivers or I.D. (thanks to Randy)
  • 60 Second Shawrma review. Who knew chickens had hides? Beet, the vegetable you wouldn't guess.
  • Local Farmer Plug
  • Grown Ups
    This is a movie we don't need to review, but for some reason we did?
    We talk about some other films worth watching and decide to watch Private Parts instead.
  • Matt reviews some freaky film about a guy who cuts fingers off for money and a dancing pig demon who sings about suicide and K-holes. Its too bad he couldn't remember the name of the flick.
  • Friendly neighbourhood tuba.
  • Hero of Nothing But Awesomeness of the Week:
    Oscar the World's First Bionic Kitty!
  • I don't know why anyone would 'Boo' a celebrity in line for an iCrack. I plan to boo EVERYONE in line for one!
  • Palm Springs is the best place to get robbed.
  • If you wanted to know how to do the running man with a (country) twist thats "Jammin!" you just had to ask.
  • Music News (doo doo)

    Axl learns how to use more than one finger.

    One less black-eyed pea in the pod?
  • Birthday B*tches!
    People you don't know were born today (as in the day this show aired) if you know who Terri Nunn is then you know why we'd still hit that at 49. An Irish guy, an Italian and a Jew walk into a bar on their birthday's...

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